Late Night TV Sucks...
...Tremendously. So, here are my options. I can watch two guys that look like homosexuals build stuff on HGTV, an old reshowing of a tennis match on ESPN2, or watch endless commercials trying to get me to buy steak knife sets, blenders, and state quarters. It's because of this sad selection of channels that all of you get a new blog post...your welcome.
As I sit here browsing through channels and wait for my frozen pizza to cook, I reflect on what's happened today...this should take a whole 2 minutes. I stayed at Brandt's house last night to hang out with him and Luke. We had some fun playing Monopoly 'til mornin' and racing each other at 185mph on Nascar 07'. "Here and Now Monopoly" is the shat. I knocked Johnson out of the game with an 11 million dollar rent fee. Because of my hotels, I inherited all of his money and every piece of property he owned. I then proceeded to unmortage all of the properties I received, and then put hotels on them all. By the end of the night, I had 13 hotels (we ran out), 12 houses, and 3 airports. That's not the crazy part, the truly amazing thing was that Brandt stayed in the game for 2 more hours after Johnson went bankrupt.....focking ridiculous, that's what it was. But, by the end of the night, Brandt owed me 6 million and was finally out of the game...I own at Monopoly. We woke up sometime after noon ultimately to eat and play more games. I continued my ride on the winnin' wagon with NCAA Football '07. Screw you Longhorns, screw you. Sorry Texas, I didn't really mean that, you're still my #2 team ;). My day ended with a nascar pit crew style moving of CBR's instruments from 314 to church, then church, and a seriously insane practice session. Insane as in, we were being retarded. And, when I say "we", I mean "I". We got a little work done, but I still have no idea what the fock we're gonna do in Marble City on Saturday....nice.
I don't have anything else to tell you, and my pizza's done, so fock off 'til tomorrow fans of my life! Cheers yo...
As I sit here browsing through channels and wait for my frozen pizza to cook, I reflect on what's happened today...this should take a whole 2 minutes. I stayed at Brandt's house last night to hang out with him and Luke. We had some fun playing Monopoly 'til mornin' and racing each other at 185mph on Nascar 07'. "Here and Now Monopoly" is the shat. I knocked Johnson out of the game with an 11 million dollar rent fee. Because of my hotels, I inherited all of his money and every piece of property he owned. I then proceeded to unmortage all of the properties I received, and then put hotels on them all. By the end of the night, I had 13 hotels (we ran out), 12 houses, and 3 airports. That's not the crazy part, the truly amazing thing was that Brandt stayed in the game for 2 more hours after Johnson went bankrupt.....focking ridiculous, that's what it was. But, by the end of the night, Brandt owed me 6 million and was finally out of the game...I own at Monopoly. We woke up sometime after noon ultimately to eat and play more games. I continued my ride on the winnin' wagon with NCAA Football '07. Screw you Longhorns, screw you. Sorry Texas, I didn't really mean that, you're still my #2 team ;). My day ended with a nascar pit crew style moving of CBR's instruments from 314 to church, then church, and a seriously insane practice session. Insane as in, we were being retarded. And, when I say "we", I mean "I". We got a little work done, but I still have no idea what the fock we're gonna do in Marble City on Saturday....nice.
I don't have anything else to tell you, and my pizza's done, so fock off 'til tomorrow fans of my life! Cheers yo...
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